So we're just hanging out around my house, as usual... and as usual, he's being an idiot (it's hard to explain, you'd just have to know him).

("He" being this friend of mine, dare I say best friend, as I've known him for so bloody long)

He's really pissing me off, so out of nowhere, I hit him in a kind of backhanded fist. My fist makes contact with his face, and you can hear the most awful cracking/thumping/smashing sound. He looks up at me with a face that has shock and rage like I could never imagine. He lunges at me, and that's when I wake up.

I doesn't make any sense. As much as he's ever pissed me off, I've never, ever, hit him...