SPORT. Cricket. Undeniably the single-most important piece of armor worn by batsmen when they play cricket. These veritable devices are absolute necessities.

Seriously. I shouldn't have to tell you what is is. If you need a hint, it's very important for male batsmen.

In Australia, the cricket fanatic country, boxes (or boxii, if you please) that have been worn by sporting legends such as Sir Donald Bradsman are hung on walls for people to gape (and sniff) at. However, this does not give you an excuse to commit a heinous cricket crime