Way back when they read cuneiform
But now that script's against the norm.
If you ask me they lacked all gorm,
But it's good enough for me.

When they had to learn Akkadian
The scribes all worked circadian.
I just went out and spayed Ian.
And that's good enough for me.

I heard a class that learned Latin,
So I dropped by and I sat in.
No dogs out, but they let the cat in.
And it's good enough for me.

Moses read and wrote his Hebrew,
And taught it to his son as he grew.
It looked just like the crayon pictures he drew,
But it's good enough for me.

Cicero said he loved his Greek.
At muscly slaves he always took a peek.
Cicy's bedsprings always creak,
And it's good enough for me!

Now we know what linguists do on rainy Sundays. Kudos to Segram.