If you are looking for
Apple's technical support line and accidently call 1-800-S zero S - APPL
in stead of 1-800-SoS-APPL you will end up being propositioned by a breathy recording trying to get you to have
steamy phone sex.
Can't remember if I read this in MacWorld or on a BBS while waiting for the full version of Marathon 2 to be released.