Baby Song
They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch.
Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you, and you don't know why.
You cry and you cry and you cry.
And you cry, and you cry...
Blackout Song
New York City has no power.
And the milk is getting sour.
But to me it isn't scary.
Because I stay away from dairy.
Jingle Bitch
Jingle bitch screwed me over.
Go to hell jingle whore.
Go to hell. Go to hell. Go to hell.
Smelly Cat
Smelly Cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, its not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Little Fetus
Are you in there little fetus?
In nine months will you come greet us?
I will buy you some Adidas.