When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons (idea)

When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.	Dad, please stop doing user searches on me	When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better	Jack Handey
Deep Thoughts	Library books with really stupid notes in the margins	When life gives you lemons make lemonade	Too many lemons and not enough limes
Picard Maneuver	Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal	Random strangers you remember	Life sucks. Get over it.
When life gives you lemons	Finding Coke at The University of Maryland	Why is there no socialism in the United States?	angry fruit salad
It feels like my life is out of sync	Not everything is better spoken aloud	It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way