These things are nearing their obsolescence. Here's a list of fantastic features:
- SEND! up to ONE fax at a time!
- TRANSMIT! at a blazing fast 9600 baud or even a shredding 14.4 KILObps... WOW!
- WAIT! while it dials!
- MARVEL! at the incredible lo res output!
- ORGASM! at the amazingly accurate quality as it displays 2 yes you got that right TWO colours! (counting black and white)
- SCREAM! and kick the machine when you get yet another busy signal!
- FAIL! to archive any of it, since the paper is crap!