STOP COOLING THESE NODES!
Touch the Puppy
I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
Nodes like this are all well and good for occasional reading, but in my opinion are in no way deserving of being reincarnated on the main Page of Cool. I would say they are worthy of an upvote, but save C!s for something that will add substance. Ching something that I'm going to read and come away just that much more wordly. I try to Ching! factual nodes, or nodes in which the author reveals an intimate part of themselves, or simply something that you can tell the author wrote with passion.