Fight martian zombies in outer space with Voltron?! I would scratch the paint! Travel under the earth's crust to defeat rabid moles with Gekiganger? It would take forever to clean the mud off! Go to the grocery store and get some milk for Eva 01? Where would I park!

People need to stop stereotyping giant robots into roles. Besides being great in a bar fight, Autobots are amazing break dancers. When Escaflowne is not busy chasing floating rocks, he gives a good backrub. And when Tranzor Z was not so old that his hands keep falling off, he use to bake great giant ginger robot cookies. All I know is, if I ever get my hands on a giant robot, I would move to Japan (the country that truly appreciates giant robots) and giant robot dance all over the island.

Yeah, excuse me. . .I gotta 10 ton groove to let loose. . .

*stomp* *stomp* *wiggle *wiggle*