Wooden Spoons is truly an art-form. The aim of the game, if it can be referred to as such, is to confuse the person it is being performed upon. The aim for the person being confused is to work out the rules.

The game is played by the torturer performing a series of actions. Each action is given a value in "Wooden Spoons".

For example:
Waving your hands above your head: "Three wooden spoons"
Clapping: "That's two"
Waving and clapping: "That's four wooden spoons"