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So! You want to learn elite speak, eh?
It's not as difficult as you might think.
For the most part, one simply has to learn a few basic letter substitutions and work out the rest of the word. Phonetic replacement sometimes also occurs, but this is usually fairly rare. There are, of course, programs available that claim to automatically convert your text stream into elite-style symbols, but truly obfuscated text requires the cross connected interpolation only possible with a real human mind at the controls. Plus, it should not be overlooked that the ability to type elite speak at a normal rate is not an easy task. While total self consistency is not required (in fact a little corruption makes things more interesting) it should, at least, be a minor goal.