The Definitive Practical Treatise on Time (You Fucko):
Within the
strict temporal bounds of
mortal existence, the
past becomes continually lengthier, whereas the
future grows unalterably shorter. The
net effect is
nil. Anyway, assuming an inverse correlation between length and
boredom, the past gets more boring(er) all the
time. And the
future soon becomes the past, so why bother thinking about that, either? You’d be fighting an
uphill battle against a
slope of
c.
The total length of the present is 0, so I feel confident in ignoring it.
That’s why I dig
space over
time. Simplifies to
speed and differentiates to
acceleration. Yeah, that's right.
Appendix A: Equations:
future – past +
present =
your time (This is when you should 'do it'.)
Everything else is mine and you ain't gettin’ none.