I will never be sorry enough. I invented 'woot'. It was back in my MUDding days on Sojourn. I used it as an exclamation of ecstasy whenever I struck the killing blow to a monster. It spread like wildfire over the entire MUD, and I had believed it limited to that branch of the 'net.

Then one day, after Sojourn's split and Toril's eventual demise, I went on EFnet, looking for a game to while away the newly-freed night hours, and alas, I saw on the screen a phrase that stole my breath away: 'w00t! I g0tZ t1b3r1@N 5Un!! /msg me!'

I'm so, so sorry.