Hi. I'm zztzed. As you can see, I've been around Everything2 for quite a while. When there was no 2, even! When it was just a glimmer secret project in CmdrTaco's eye mind. You might say I'm a grizzled old Everything geezer, but I don't think that would be accurate.
There isn't much to say about me. Well, maybe there is, but I'll leave it up to someone else to say.
Just for fun, here are a few facts about me.
- I am 18 years old.
- I can speak English and German.
- I can roll my tongue, and have detached earlobes. I do not have a widow's peak.
- I am very boring.