Findings:

• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Darkness Be My Friend
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how to be a friend
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Can't we all just be friends?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Trying to be friends
• I just want to be friends
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Let's just be friends
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• Can we still be friends?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Annoyance
• The struggle to retain some amount of decency in the face of extreme annoyance
• Don't view things as annoyances.
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• They Might Be Giants
• Be
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Persistent Browser-Based Game
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Soon to be off the air
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be

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