Findings:

• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• The drummer always gets laid
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• They're gonna grind you down until you're thin and tired, tired
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• marxists get crazy laid
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You're All I Need to Get By
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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