Findings:

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• when you're ready to touch me again
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Swing when you're winning
• When you're home alone
• You're not the boss of me
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• man when you are telling me how it was
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I look better when I am wet
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• She said she loved me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Better him than me
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• What did you mean when you said...
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When you want me and how you want me
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• You know you're a geek when...
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Taste me, taste me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You're like a brother to me
• I was a homeless bum
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• When you met me, when I met you
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• radios work better when closer to her skin
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're alone
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You're never around when I need you
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Sing when you're winning
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When You're Evil
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• friends just taste better
• When your presents give me hives
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• If you're hungry, blame me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Vegetarians taste better
• when strangers tell me to smile
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Better Version of Me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• why am i me, and you're you?
• You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
• youre losing me
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• When I said yes
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• When You Reach Me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• better off with him than here with me
• When you're dead, you're dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

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