Findings:
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- How to scream when no one is looking
- No One Sang Like Michael
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How about NO
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Master key
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- how about not (user)
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- How to build an emergency bat
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How to unclip a bra with one hand
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- One point five words about love
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- You smell desperate. I like that about you.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How to project one vector onto another
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How to abolish one of the United States
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- How does one love the dead?
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- One good thing about gangs
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Why I no longer care about pretty girls
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- no words about nothing at all
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
- How To Think About God
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How do you write like that?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How Solemn as One by One
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Crossing one eye
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How Important is One Vote?
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
- The Death of Friedrich Nietzsche
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
- You, standing
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Make no bones about it
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- Fifty one words about love
- This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- i dream about the ones who are gone
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to write about colors?
- How do ya like them apples?
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How one man could control the Senate
- the one about the teddy bears
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How I feel about exams
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How to clap with one hand
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Sounding like a child
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How about that local sports team?
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