Findings:

• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• We sail all night because happiness is in the wind
• Because I'm an adult
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• They All Laughed
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Because it all burns up
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Fear Looks the Same in All Women's Eyes
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• because i am scared of pain
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• At night, all American cities look the same
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• let's pretend we're all the same
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I choose my soft drink because of commercials
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Because it's wrong
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because the city is falling down
• because I love skating bears
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• You're All I Need to Get By
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Because I do not want to forget
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• I write because I cannot speak
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Just because it happened to you
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I care because you do
• "Because it's cold"
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• We smoke cloves because we can
• I smile just because you exist
• Because that would make sense
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Because I love you
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Pity me not because the light of day
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• because I have given up any care
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• because the attachment is fierce
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• necessary evil because of current stupidity
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• just because
• because I am only half of what you need
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• Because I dig you
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I say so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Because I Got High
• because it wasn't just the air
• We sing because we must
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• On the Air Because They Care
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Because I couldn't
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Because, not in spite of
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful

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