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You know you are addicted to Everything when
You know you're blacked out when...
You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
You know you're in the SCA when
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
You know you're a geek when...
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
How do you know when your relationship is over?
I miss you when you're away. Please go.
You're never around when I need you
An important sentence to know when going abroad
Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
How to open a KFC when you're a cook
Time stands still when you're in the tube
You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
You're pretty when you cry
When Society Becomes an Addict
when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
You know when you've been Jesuited
Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
How to close a KFC when you're a cook
Time flies when you're having fun
Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
Swing when you're winning
When you're alone
How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
When you're loving me, I love you most
When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
You're the only one who doesn't know
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
I didn't know such things when I was young
finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
When the water is black you know it's deep
If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
When you know things are just not meant to be
When you're dead, you're dead
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
I'll explain it when you're older
Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
Sing when you're winning
It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
When You're Evil
when you're ready to touch me again
When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
I just don't know when to quit.
Only when you're older
How do you know when someone's your best friend?
If you're happy and you know it click this node
when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
You know you've been away from home too long
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
You don't know what you're missing without me
Eye contact at a distance
When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
You Know You're Right
beside a moon that don't know when to quit
Sucking at The Sims
I know more when I'm alone
50 Things You're Not Supposed to Know
How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
To Here Knows When
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
You know you've been hacking too long when
I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
You're a poet and you don't even know it
I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
when you are young they assume you know nothing
When you're home alone
Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
You can't rant when you're not angry
You know you've done psychedelic drugs
It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
You're pretty when you're quiet
When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
What To Expect When You're Expecting
What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
Sex starts when you're standing up
Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
I know when the world will end
When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
Addicted to Love
I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
I am addicted to TUMS
Not an Addict
I was addicted to parents
hopelessly addicted smokers
Addicted to Bass
Famous drug addicts
Born Addicted (user)
How to smoke without getting addicted
Confessions of a Geometry Addict
Math addict
She's Addicted to My Language
They can see that you're missing something inside
Why care for addicts?
It's the End of the World as We Know It
know
Need To Know
As you know, Bob
Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
you don't want to know
Getting to know you nodes
You Know What Happens
People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
No one knows my plan
I know something
I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
Now you know
You know what?
I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment

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