Findings:

• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Scorpions have won evolution
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• I have always hated begonias
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• How could you ever have enough?
• Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Smiles on e2
• Her smile, thinking about you
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• I have started a box
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• fish have long memories
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Bleeding through a tourniquet smile
• How to fake a smile
• Smiles of a Summer Night
• How to Smile when You are in Pain
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I have more stories about trains for you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• Teacher, I have question
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Articles every Everything must have
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Smile magazine
• I smile just because you exist
• Smiles Brewery
• Smiles. Nods.
• Similes To Make You Smile
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Have I Got News for You
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Computers have no sense of time
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• I, a Russian, Have a Ukrainian for a Wife
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• SMILE string
• Big Book of British Smiles
• SMILES
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• You have a big finger
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Lord, have mercy
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul

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