Findings:
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't tell me everything
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- Don't Tell Me
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't tell me about her
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- I have a punklin and you don't
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
- Don't tell mommy
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't wait up for me
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Don't Make Me Think
- I don't have the time
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You don't have any real problems
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't Tell Alfred
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Don't send me roses
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Don't tread on me
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Being a dickhead
- Don't Blame Me
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- Don't Tell a Soul
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I don't mind if you forget me
- the way you don't look at me
- Show, don't tell
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- Don't call me white
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- St. Peter don't you call me
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't ask don't tell
- Don't call me Asian
- A reason to drink
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Cats don't have brakes
- Don't let me die nervous
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- Don't Give Me Names
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a television set
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- My God, don't tempt me!
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Stoned music memories
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- kill him dead; don't call me
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- You don't have to remember my name
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't Pass Me By
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- Don't leave me alone
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Dont come near me. (user)
- customers don't trust me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't call me Debbie
- So you don't have to
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
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