Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Cats don't have brakes
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Boys Don't Cry
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• don't cry
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• A reason to drink
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• don't cry over spilled milk
• Stoned music memories
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Why don't I have votes today?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• You don't need a reason to cry
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• So you don't have to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't have a television set
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• No, I don't have channel 11
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't have any real problems
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• he would have cried
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Don't cry for the Angels
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't have the time
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• you don't have to do this
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Baptist jokes
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• Cry
• battle cry
• The Day the Clown Cried
• cry in the dark
• Inability to cry
• Cry Cry Cry
• And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
• when my father cries
• Why onions make you cry
• Cry, the Beloved Country
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• I cry for a bridge that burnt
• I made an old man cry
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Stupid's Cries
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I always cry at weddings
• I make liberty cry (user)
• I cried in his arms
• Cry Out in the Darkness
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• No Woman No Cry
• Cry of the Vatos
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• We laugh so we won't cry
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Cries and Whispers
• Never Cry Wolf
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
• Cry Freetown
• Flowers Never Cry
• Cry of the Ancients
• Cries for Rebellion
• The Little White Cloud That Cried
• On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
• Devil May Cry 2
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Why we cry
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Men Cry Bullets
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• The Man Who Cried
• I cried you a symphony
• Far Cry
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• hue and cry
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• alive she cried (user)
• when doves cry (user)
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• The Cry From The Sea
• A cry of a Banshee
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Battle Cry of Freedom: The Civil War Era
• Cry me a river
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• crys (user)
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Devil May Cry 4
• A time to cry
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• Cry Baby Cry
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Cry of the Werewolf
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers

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