Findings:

• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I Can Make You a Man
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• You can't make someone love you
• winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
• Any fool can make a rule
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• You can run, but you can't hide
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• I bet I can make you say black
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Fluoxetine
• boron has bright orange hair, and Bruce Willis can make it boil at 4200K
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• One letter can make all the difference
• Things on which you can make a wish
• One man can make a difference
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• anybody can make lights
• can the patient make love?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• you can change the world and you can't change the world
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• But can a robot love.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Men make more money than women
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• make ends meet
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• You can, but you may not
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• How to make brown
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy
• Make money fast
• Time to make the donuts
• This dress makes you look fat
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• we can give up, but the world never will
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• can till can't
• Keyboards in a computer lab with very sticky keys that make you
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• make
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• how to make a mess
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Make Penis Fast!
• make love
• Who makes God's rules?
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• make visible the invisible
• Let's Make a Deal
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• but with words we can create anything
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone

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