Findings:
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- Something I Can Never Have
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Can I have a light?
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Never trust anyone over 30
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Ebonics began with pirates
- A word from anyone's alien
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- Being a dickhead
- Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
- Racquetball, anyone?
- To anyone contemplating suicide
- Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- how to give anyone artificial dandruff
- They'll let anyone into Paradise
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
- Anyone but Bush 2004
- How to Talk to Anyone
- Chess, anyone?
- Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
- Architecture, Anyone? Cautionary Tales of the Building Art
- You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- Is anyone out there?
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
- indulgence, anyone?
- Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Can
- Dead Can Dance
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Cans of shit
- can of corn
- aluminum can
- garbage can
- trash can
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- Yan Can Cook
- coffee can
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- Can we all just get along?
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Star Wars Pepsi Cans
- Star Wars cans hidden message
- Be all that you can be
- canned food
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God lie?
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Canned goods
- I can see her face
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- As far as the eye can see
- canned hunt
- I can hear you
- Asking for a favor
- that can made you sick
- Nothing can stop me now
- Prince Albert in a can
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Push a can
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- canned ham
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- I can divide by zero
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