Findings:
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I just want to be a drummer
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- I don't want to be alone
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- I just want to be friends
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- What can be better than that?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- we can all just be around other people
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I don't want to be successful
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Information wants to be free
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
- I want to be caught
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- I want it to be more like the things I write
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- So you want to be a DJ?
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- It can be cold in the dark
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- murder can be fun
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- TV can be a good thing
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- The Big Bang as the origin of matter
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- So you want to be a waitress
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- I want to be a cog
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
- What the American people want politics to be
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- All I ever wanted to be
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Valour can be brown
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- It is better to be thought a fool
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- I want to be a muse
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Everything Can Be Beaten
- Any song can be a love song
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I Want to Be Inside You
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- University students can be really stupid
- My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Exes can be good things
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- There can be only one
- Be different, just like everyone else
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- Why procrastination can be productive
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- Information wants to be deleted
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Be a model or just look like one
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Want to be a lawyer?
- Just to see what it would be like
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I am blind when I want to be
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- All we need is just to be
- I want to be the air around you.
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- I must die or be better
- No one can be totally logical
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- So you want to be a star?
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