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• only then will we be safe from each other
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• There will be no more stories to read
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Will I cease to be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This love will be your downfall.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• The revolution will not be televised
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• I will be your young sinner
• there will be a last
• If it be your will
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• the world will be remade in our image
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Be Book
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The television will not be revolutionized
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Everything will be alright
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• It will never be just you
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Boys will be boys
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I will always be weird inside
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Carl Everett
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Marks which will never be broken
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There will never be another you
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• I will be in my trailer!
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Someday, I will be strong
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I will be light
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• It will be good when I am leader
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I will always be in the details
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There will be time
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• There can be only one
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I fear I will be nothing
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Who Will Be There
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Will I be given that chance?
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The end will be a sellout
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The Revolution will be televised
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Bound To Be Read
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• My RPG will be a work of art

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