Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you've lost your dog. You're wearing a jumper I recognise as somebody else's. You have no bed. You have no photos of your kids. And I can't do anything except stop your newspaper"

• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Kids have no concept of time
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have no faith in your God
• Heart, have no pity
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I have no output and I must scream
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Computers have no sense of time
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I have no complaint
• Words Have No Meaning
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Californians have no soul
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I have no hair
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Our calendars have no meaning
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Atheists have no support group
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Where the streets have no name
• Fish have no concept of fire
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You have no power over me
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• They have no bones.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no money and I must pay
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• We Have No Moat
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• you don't have to do this
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Dogs that have owned me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• No hot dog buns
• No one says anything important during the day
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• No smoking anywhere on the premises except in the designated smoke shelter
• do no harm
• Why males have nipples
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I hold you where no one else can go
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Do or do not, there is no try
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• If every pork chop were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Do what you have to do
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• No turn on red except on green arrow
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I do have some things to hide
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• What do you have that you did not receive?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• No Dogs and Chinese Allowed
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• we have a lot of work to do
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Like no place else
• why I think I can't do anything
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• No dogs (user)
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• That dog is of no use to you
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• This is why we can't have nice things
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• if I can't have silence
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.

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