Findings:
- It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
- Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
- You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
- The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- The biggest dose of LSD ever
- MissJadeStar and the biggest ever MFC tip
- Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
- They all lived happily ever after
- Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- My favorite place I ever lived
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Coffee-drinking Assholes
- Asshole Race
- Presidents & Assholes
- The theory that women prefer assholes
- Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- How to be an asshole
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
- ass$hole (user)
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Stop acting like an asshole
- Every Day an Asshole
- Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
- Dance-floor asshole
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- Berangier of the Long Asshole
- Assholes and elbows
- The I-95 Asshole Song
- An Asshole (user)
- Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
- International Assholes' Day
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- asshole (user)
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- why girls like assholes
- Asshole Bitch (user)
- Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
- Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
- assholes (user)
- Assholes on the internet
- so many assholes
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Christ, what an asshole.
- fried asshole
- Christ, what an asshole
- Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
- Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
- It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
- Get fucked, asshole!
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- Tinky Winky
- Biggest Internet scam of all time
- biggest
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- Biggest fear
- The biggest ball of twine in the world
- Smoking dope in the world's biggest homemade carburetor pipe
- World's Biggest Bookstore
- your biggest childhood fantasies of organized Big Wheel races
- Biggest Finest Revolver
- World's Biggest Most Dangerous Lily Pad
- My Biggest Secret
- The biggest Mary Sue in the world
- How to make the World's Biggest Artificial Afro
- Love Is Not Constantly Wondering If You Are Making the Biggest Mistake of Your Life
- The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
- Everything's Biggest Stars (superdoc)
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- happily ever after
- ever
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- Now more than ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Worst episode ever
- The worst children's book ever
- The cruelest thing you've ever done
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
- The Best Feeling Ever
- Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
- Parking warning
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- Nothing ever changes
- Whatever and Ever Amen
- Ever felt that?
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- The first bear I ever saw
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Was it ever there?
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
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