Findings:

• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• You're never around when I need you
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• when you're ready to touch me again
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• You're never alone
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Sing when you're winning
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Time flies when you're having fun
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Swing when you're winning
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• You know you're a geek when...
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Tag, you're dead
• you're never anywhere i find you
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You're pretty when you cry
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Only when you're older
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You know you're in the SCA when
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When you're alone
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When you're home alone
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Never look like you're staring
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• When You're Evil
• And you're always welcome at our house
• You're Only Old Once!
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You think you're special
• You're not close enough
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Where You're At
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Now You're Screwed
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• You're Next
• You're served by the wrong personnel
• You're so closed minded
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• You're such a pretty girl
• You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• You're missing it
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• The Music Never Stopped: Roots of the Grateful Dead
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• you're waiting with your heart in hand
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• You're a beautiful mess
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• When I am dead, my dearest
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• You're to Make Young Gems
• You're in our world now
• Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
• HEY youre cool (user)
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• you're such a girl
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• When visiting Atlanta, never use its public transportation
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• If you're hungry, blame me
• you're afraid
• What You're Doing
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• So you think you're on a roll?
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Buying a cell phone
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• you're
• You're getting it everywhere!
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• You're evil
• What happens if you're too nice?
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• You're like a brother to me
• Gimme your hands, 'cause you're wonderful
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?

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