Findings:

• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• You're being lied to: shoe companies and you.
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• On being the first person to finish a test
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Being a mime
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• The release of being useful
• Being Human
• The principles of UK nuclear deterrence policy and being dumped are remarkably similar
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• Only when you're older
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• When you are being sacrificed
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Being Black
• Being "in love": Revisited
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• being a feminist
• Being on your own
• You're not the boss of me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're the wrong species
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• being complimentary
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• contingent being
• Record of a Living Being
• Above the crowd, up to where being small is an advantage.
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
• Guide to being a better girlfriend.
• a failure as human beings
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Now you're on the trolley
• you're so poetic tonight
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You're Next
• You're a rat bastard, Charlie Brown
• You're always welcome at our house
• Being and Time
• stop being so English
• at the thought of being close to you..
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• being ill during exams
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The importance of being Ernie
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• On Being a Games Artist
• practice being dead
• on being a programmer
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Now You're Screwed
• you're afraid
• You're My Honeybunch
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Tag, you're dead
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Just being quiet and close
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being a dickhead
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• astral being
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• The dream people were being assholes.
• The hypocrisy of being a teenager
• try being a manic lizard
• You're soaking in it
• You're missing it
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Sing when you're winning
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
• The creed of the seamstress is that you're pretty in pieces
• If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• What's wrong with being independent
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• the perfect being
• Guide to being emo
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The reason being
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• The Trouble with Being Born
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're playing you, now
• You're the One
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• You're there. Everywhere.
• I'm glad you're here.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• You're What In A Manger?
• The dangers of being open minded
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• On Being the Right Size
• On Being Small
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being the further peregrinations of age in a world of beauty
• Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Heidegger: Being Seen Through the Lens of Presence and Mediation
• being polite
• To the world you're just one person
• You're evil
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• you're perpetually gone; and i lean my head against my palm in anticipation.
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.

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