Findings:
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- You know you're blacked out when...
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- Only when you're older
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- fuck around and find out
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
- Find an out
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Swing when you're winning
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- When in doubt, throw it out
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- You'll Find Me
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
- You're pretty when you cry
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When all the stars go out at night
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- when in doubt run it out
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- Time flies when you're having fun
- A metaphor for sex
- You know you're a geek when...
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When you're home alone
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- When You're Evil
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- you're never anywhere i find you
- some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
- It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
- When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- Lost in Boston?
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Three strikes you're out
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- you still won't find what you're looking for
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Weird things you find when reading documentation
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What you're doing, it's important. And you're the only one out there doing it.
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're alone
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- You're never around when I need you
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Sing when you're winning
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- You know you're in the SCA when
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- Find Many Cows
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Where to find the meaning of life and what to look for
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
- I find the idea of political parties in a democracy objectionable
- Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- Seek And You Shall Find
- Scary things you find in the refrigerator at work
- How to find north
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- let love find you
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- We find ourselves in sex
- This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- find a penny, pick it up
- If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- Where did Archie find the time?
- SLA finds the beach
- Find the Lady
- You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
- Things to do with hair you find in your drain
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Find someone who...
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- A Hard Man is Good to Find
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- And there find God in everyone
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
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