Findings:

• Don't tell me about her
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Don't Tell Me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't tell me everything
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• They Don't Want Me
• A reason to drink
• You don't have any real problems
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You don't have to remember my name
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't quote me on that
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• So you don't have to
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Dont come near me. (user)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• customers don't trust me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• They don't touch me the same way
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't let me die nervous
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't wait up for me
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I don't mind if you forget me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• the way you don't look at me
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Don't Tell Alfred
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't tread on me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Being a dickhead
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Stoned music memories
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't have a television set
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Show, don't tell
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Tell a Soul
• Don't Pass Me By
• kill him dead; don't call me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Don't send me roses
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dont come near me (user)
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't call me white
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't Make Me Think
• Don't tell mommy
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Why don't I have votes today?

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