Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Stoned music memories
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- I'll get there when I get there
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't want to get over you
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- When I get like this
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't get many things right the first time
- I just don't know when to quit.
- You just don't get it
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- don't rely on us to get you high
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- Getting free computer parts
- You know you've been away from home too long
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- When I Get Low I Get High
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- emotions others don't get to see
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Don't take candy from strangers
- You don't get a song
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- You can't get there from here
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Protected from the Rain
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- Get home from work
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- qanat get there from here
- It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
- When I get mad I throw harder
- Things to do when technology gets here
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- We get too tense when we drive
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- When did the World get so old?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Rape committed by women
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- We don't inherit the World, we borrow it from our children
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I don't get it
- People don't flail when they die
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Getting free pizza
- Getting what you want from tech support
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- How to get DC power from AC
- You can never get away from yourself
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
- Recovering from influenza exhaustion
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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