Findings:
- A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
- Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-A
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
- Fossils were put there by God
- Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.
- There are things that happen and there is no reason for it
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-C
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-B
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-B
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture II: What Pragmatism Means
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
- Top 10 reasons why I prefer attending funerals over weddings
- Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
- What we mean by 'Jesus'
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
- Accidental discovery
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II
- The Wild Colonials
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-B
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
- The bad guy dies by accident
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-C
- The write-up contributed to by the most people
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
- There's no reason to leave this poem alone
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- The People Who Used to Live There
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- Abbreviations commonly used by veterinarians
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Guilty by reason of Insanity
- Not guilty by reason of insanity
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-B
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Practical reasons to avoid black cats
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-A
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-B
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-B
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Avoid getting screwed by contractors
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-A
- Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- There By the Grace of God
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-C
- On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-A
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
- War by Other Means (e2poll)
- She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
- pointless HTML in email
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Most used English words
- There is a house by the sea
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
- There's a reason that a funeral is not a celebration
- There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
- Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
- there is a reason for the presence of water on my desk
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- by any means necessary
- use our patented Brain Wizard to select a model
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- That's what they're there for
- Memories are meant to fade : They're designed that way for a reason
- There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
- Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
- Able was I, ere I saw Elba
- -able
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Seth Able
- Disabled, but able to rock!
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Able Archer 83
- able ayo (user)
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Able (user)
- Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
- The I-80 Accident
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
- freak accident
- How to avoid a car accident
- an accident waiting to happen
- Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
- Accidents Never Happen
- Xmas Related Accidents In The Home
- The Accident
- Accidents will happen
- cold water accident
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- avoid
- Avoid fancy words
- Avoid the Noid
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
- How to avoid photo radar tickets
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
- Avoid contact with the eyes.
- Avoid highly subjective writeups
- How to avoid tomorrow
- E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
- I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
- How to avoid jury duty
- How to avoid saying, "I love you"
- Avoid missing ball for high score
- Avoid product placement in writeups
- Avoid generalization
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
- Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
- Ways people avoid confronting political reality
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- Call by value return
- Call by name
- Justification by faith
- Everything: Written and Edited by The World
- Social behaviour is determined by reproductive success
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