Findings:
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- I have spent all night paging you
- Madmen have a world all their own
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- My paintings are all I have
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How we have grown apart
- when all the white horses have broken free
- All cats have nine tails
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- how witches begin and end the day
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- How the mighty have fallen
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How the universe will end
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- To End All Wars
- Sex in a small car
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How long have you been in love with her?
- How could you ever have enough?
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How long have you known?
- What Might Have Been
- The not at all wittily titled end of 2002 London noder meet
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- We're all Borf in the End
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
- The Latter End of all the Kin of the Giukings
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Where Have All the Catherines Gone?
- all knots untie themselves in the end
- All I have left to lose
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How did I end up here?
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- The End of All Things to Come
- We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- How to have an out of body experience
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- how many lines of code have you written?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- All the fairies have gone
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I might have, once.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- You, standing
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- That is a thing that might have happened
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- How to have lesbian sex
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How might a star taste?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- We are all we have
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- The flame to end all flames
- I must have waited all my life for this
- Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
- Where have all the poets gone?
- To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
- The horror story to end all horror stories
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- An Eternity Is All I Have
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- And All That Could Have Been
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- How it all began
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- We all gonna end up meeting at the finishing line
- you have all forgotten the taste of death
- Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Plan All the Way to the End
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
- How To End An Argument
- Disconnection -- how it ends
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Sex with a chicken
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- How can an atheist have morals?
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How to "Have People"
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Long Haired Preachers
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