Findings:

• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Before you, there was me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Time to shake things up a bit
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• Hurry up please it's time
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• Bitch set me up!
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• Wake up... Time to die!
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Totally feathered up and living on the dub side
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• I was a homeless bum
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• She was locked in time
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Time's Up
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• The first time I knew I was different
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• There was a time before
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Living up to your potential
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Don't wait up for me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• This node was made for you and me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• call me garbage one more time
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• Before Time Was
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Time to break up
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Making up (stories) for lost time
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Fire up the Quattro — it's time for change
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Ruth holding up time with her beauty
• Was There a Time
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• When I was young Time had no wings
• want me like time
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• let me grow up
• Hit me up
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Sweep me up
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Next time you leave me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• They grow up. No one told me.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• man when you are telling me how it was
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Fold Me Up
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Living it up in the Lowlands - an international Dutch nodermeet
• Living up to your father's expectations isn't easy.
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Come Pick Me Up
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh

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