Findings:

• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Boys will be boys
• They will not be named!
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• It will be good when I am leader
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• There will never be another you
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• If it be your will
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Marks which will never be broken
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This love will be your downfall.
• I will be light
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• You will be assimilated
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• There Will Be Blood
• Children should be seen and not heard
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The revolution will not be televised
• I will always be weird inside
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• the world will be remade in our image
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Carl Everett
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be no more stories to read
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• What life after death will really be like
• Everything will be alright
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• It will never be just you
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• there will be a last
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• You never think it will be the ducks
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be silent as I wait
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Squids will be Squids
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Children can be cruel
• There will be time
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Will I cease to be
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• I fear I will be nothing
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• node that will be my legacy
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Who Will Be There
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The end will be a sellout
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• all the cute guys will be there
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• The next life will be better
• I will be in my trailer!
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Will I be given that chance?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I will always be in the details
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The Revolution will be televised
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I will be your young sinner
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead

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