Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Where's the kaboom?
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- There are times when they seem to be right
- He Was a Crook
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- All he left her was alone
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- It must be morning when she dreams.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- When he became an old man
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- If God was willing to let it be
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- We're supposed to be gone. We're a universe of ghosts.
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- More than he was willing to give
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- At least he was gentle
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- I married him because he was not mean
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- They knew what our pain would be.
- It's not supposed to be anything
- What I want to be when I grow up
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- It will be good when I am leader
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- When shall I be free?
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
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