Findings:

• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Who tells you no?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Computers have no sense of time
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• You have no power over me
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• I have no money and I must pay
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Atheists have no support group
• Where the streets have no name
• Words Have No Meaning
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no faith in your God
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Dogs that have owned me
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Californians have no soul
• I have no hair
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have no memory of my Mother
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• I have no complaint
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Things video games have taught me
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Using a command line
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Kids have no concept of time
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• It could have been me
• Type A blood
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• What have you done for me lately?
• Could you have danced with me?
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Have One On Me
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• They have no bones.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Heart, have no pity
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No, I don't have channel 11
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it

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