Findings:
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Who needs a day job?
- At least you've got nuances
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- You've got to paddle
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Who Needs Sleep?
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- You've got to take the rough with the smooth
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- You're never around when I need you
- you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
- When your mind races, who wins?
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- You know you've been away from home too long
- When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- The Hare Who Got Married
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- You've Got Gold (user)
- Who's got the bill? (e2poll)
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Philosophy: Who Needs It
- Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
- You've got to promise
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- needs must when the Devil drives
- Who needs Love
- people who need people are just people who need people
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
- she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Who what when where why & how
- Altruism: Who needs it?
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- You've got mail
- You've Got Stalkers
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- If you've got it, flaunt it!
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
- Who's Got The Crack
- You've got to go to the edge of defeat.
- You've got to be kidding me
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Who needs modesty anyway?
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- When living we have need of Death
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- You've got another think coming
- when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
- We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- What you need, when you need it
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
- who vs. whom
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- who needs toenails, anyway?
- Pioneers Who Got Scalped
- You've Got A Friend
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- get drunk
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- Drunk History
- Got Milk?
- You Really Got Me
- I got the babel fish!
- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
- We got along OK, until one day we didn't
- Got
- But I got a B- in penmanship
- Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
- I've Got a Secret
- I got jacked by the FBI, CNN and amazon.com
- I've got the Internet
- Got to buck
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Got Beer?
- The Statue Got Me High
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- I've got a little list
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- We've got company
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
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