Findings:

• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When living we have need of Death
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When you work at a supermarket
• What you need, when you need it
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• When your mind races, who wins?
• Who Needs Sleep?
• Who what when where why & how
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Who needs a day job?
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Actors who have played Hitler
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Using a command line
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have everything you need
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When I have female children
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• who vs. whom
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• she is the sort of woman who, when put to the magnifying glass, refused to burn
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Who needs Love
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Know your pets
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Type A blood
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• The Legend of Who Built Reynir Church
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Stoned music memories
• This place needs more actual lists of theses nailed to church doors. Let's begin.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• You're never around when I need you
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• people who need people are just people who need people
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• The Church of Emacs
• Cathedral Church of St. Paul
• Church of the Advent
• Church of Mary Magdalene
• Church of Euthanasia
• Lords of the New Church
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Church of the Holy Cheesesteak
• Church of Denmark
• How long does it take to wash church off?
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Moorish Orthodox Church
• Church Universal and Triumphant
• History of the International Church of Christ - The Crossroads Movement
• History of the International Church of Christ - The Boston Movement
• Autocephalic Churches
• Abuses of the Catholic Church in the Early Modern Period

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