Findings:

• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• The Man Who Was (user)
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• A Woman Who Never Was
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Those of us who are thieves starve without a joker in our deck.
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• It was not a dream
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Leather-bound organizer
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I was into them after they were hip
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was searching glass
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• That Was The Week That Was
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• It was a dark and stormy night
• There was once a Man
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• I was looking for you
• It was all God's fault
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• There was a time when I was a better person
• That Was Then, This is Now
• What was the question?
• I was a homeless bum
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Lando was supposed to die
• I was never any good at maths at school
• I was promised flying cars
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• being a kid was great
• Jesus was Mexican
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• I once was a clueless young noder
• What was left after the party
• In the Beginning was the Command Line
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• Trompe
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• 'T was
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When I was your age
• Man was created in God's image
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• It was you, Atthis
• The world was designed for giant squid
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• God was created in man's image
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• There was a young lady of Riga
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was going to marry Marty
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• That was a joke, son.
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Concrete, Washington
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• There was a rose that faded young
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• The Most Cringeworthy Thing I Know About CSI: Cyber, Without Having Seen It
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied

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