Findings:

• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• So, what's the problem with me?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• So help me God
• feline allergies
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The shape of me and other stuff
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• blame me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• So Sue Me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Which BSD is right for me?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If you're hungry, blame me
• me so cute (user)
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• i require so little to sustain me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• So, which one of you is the man?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• A Jared by any other name
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Blame It on Me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• Don't Blame Me
• Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
• Me So Horny
• Don't stand so close to me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• don't blame me for your anger
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• so save me (user)
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• You were always so good to me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• That which does not kill me...
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• list of things
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• So much it scares me
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• any
• Press any key to continue
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Any sufficiently advanced music is indistinguishable from MIDI
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• It doesn't get any better than this
• any way, shape or form
• Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• In any art, boredom is not a virtue
• Love In Any Language
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Any time! Anywhere!
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• At least things can't get any worse
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Got any ID please?
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• As any fool can plainly see
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• Any port in a storm
• Gym equipment
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• How to turn any number into a 9
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Any time is Trinidad time

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