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Where I go when I masturbate
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Where do disappearing socks go?
Where do you want to go today?
Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
Where people go when people die
Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
Where do young men go to dissipate?
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
Where do we go from here?
Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When In Rome, do as the Romans do
When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
When two vowels go walking
What do I do when I'm alone?
When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
evil triumphs when men don't do good
Do not pass go.
Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
I hold you where no one else can go
Do not go gentle into that good night
What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
when you go, i will go
Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
What to do when your husband comes home
Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
What shall we do when we leave the army?
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
What to do when the world doesn't end
It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
Crying when you go to the bathroom
please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
I miss you when you're away. Please go.
the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
Where Did The Days Go?
Where whores go to die
When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
Going Where No Man Should Go
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
You always feel it when I go
Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
Where the hell do you think you're going today?
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
What not to do when seeing apartments
Boobies do not make the world go round
Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
Where do I begin?
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Do all soldiers go to hell?
Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Do you know where your children are?
What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
Where do you run to?
For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
How do you know when someone's your best friend?
Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
When Running Jokes Go Bad
When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
Go where there is no snow
Where to go swimming in the Rhine
Where to go for help with punctuation
When good cats go bald
Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
When frogs go bad
Where does the laughter go?
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
When you go, I sleep again
When the walls go down
There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
No matter where you go, there you are
Where the Ghosts Go
will you take me with you when you go?
whole house shakes when I masturbate
just like the seed, i don't know where to go
Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
Who what when where why & how
November 4, 1995
Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
Where plastic bags go to die
Where My Books Go
Where do babies come from?
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
Going to a movie on the opening night
Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
How do you know when your relationship is over?
It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
Things to do when technology gets here
How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
Craving a smoke
What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
What to do when your brakes fail
Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
Where do you consider Home?
Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
What to Do When Your Girl Melts
Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
What to do when a roommate moves out
Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
Where the stars do drown
Stop reading this and go do something constructive
Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
Where do you draw the line?
What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
do not let the sun go down on your anger
What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
What do you see when you look up?
Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
Duke, let's go do some crimes
Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
how far do you want to go?
To boldly go where no one has gone before
For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
To boldly go where no man has gone before
i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
Go and do
Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
Where Go the Boats?
What to do when your car breaks down
When the Saints Go Marching In
When all the stars go out at night
You can't tell sleep where to go
When Clowns Go Bad
When dolphins go bad
That great feeling when the dice go your way
answer: where did the other square go?
old chestnut: where did the other square go?
When you cut yourself shaving

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