Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "when you're prostrate in the courtyard outside your office puking, you have no pride"

• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• You have no power over me
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When living we have need of Death
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You know you're a geek when...
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Fish have no concept of fire
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I have no faith in your God
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We Have No Moat
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Stoned music memories
• Kids have no concept of time
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I have no hair
• Computers have no sense of time
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• How to scream when no one is looking
• I have no money and I must pay
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When Pride Still Mattered
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When you're home alone
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're alone
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Californians have no soul
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Words Have No Meaning
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Atheists have no support group
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Where the streets have no name
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I have no idea!! (user)
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• They have no bones.
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Heart, have no pity
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I have no output and I must scream
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• No, but I'll have a beer

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