Findings:
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When You and I Were Young, Maggie
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- Before they were famous
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Eye contact at a distance
- When We Were Orphans
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- People don't flail when they die
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- the moment when they take possession of you
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- when you were words
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When you kill people they die
- When the lilacs were in bloom
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Of course, they were wrong
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- I told you they were nuts
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- when you are young they assume you know nothing
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- I was into them after they were hip
- Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- When you were my baby
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- You were here when I fell asleep
- The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- When We Were Very Young
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- Things never were what they used to be
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- when they take my blood
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When We Were Kings
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Or were they chords of sun?
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- It hurt when we were pruned
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- November 4, 1995
- When were the gospels written?
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When We Were Mud
- When we were liars things were seamless
- when we were children
- They Were Eleven
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- When You Were Little Did You Wonder
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- I remember when the buildings were newly fallen
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When we were little kids, running
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- When Things Were Rotten
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- sore throat
- canker sore
- O Sacred Head, Sore Wounded
- Puzzles from Wonderland: Solutions for a sore head
- Veldt sore
- They Might Be Giants
- they
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- They all lived happily ever after
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- The Ten Commandments revised
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- They moved like a river
- "Sex, as they harshly call it"
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Ground rush
- Things they should teach in school
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- They mass produce plastic women
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They don't understand my tea
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- Whatever it is they spray inside of bowling shoes
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- They own the pack while we play the three card trick
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They don't know what they're missing
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