Findings:
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- needs must when the Devil drives
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- let's try me (user)
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- man when you are telling me how it was
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- What to do when your car breaks down
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Me and the Devil
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- When you want me and how you want me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When I went back in time to kill you
- Liver, come back to me
- The strangeness of seeing another car on a late night back road
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Give the devil his due
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- Back seat of a car
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Get back to me
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- My heart is the shape of his car
- How television car chases influenced me
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Back when grunge was still cool
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- She Fucks Me
- Fuck me
- The Devil and his Grandmother
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- fuck you pay me
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- The Devil made me do it
- Carry Me back to Old Virginny
- Back when our blood was still warm
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Please cut back on your car usage
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Now I understand what you tried to say to me
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Experience tells me not to try
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- When You Reach Me
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When you met me, when I met you
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Can You Take Me Back
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
- Back of a Car
- He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
- car back seat
- When the jungle took the city back
- holding me back
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
- Finding your old car back on the road
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- The sky tried sunny went back to grey
- Take Me Back to Tech
- the devil, the lovers, & me
- Fuck me harder
- These are the days when birds come back
- Give the Devil his IOU
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Fuck me boots
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Fuck me till I fart
- When the foeman bares his steel
- That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- His face when she fell
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- fuck me and marry me young
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- When your presents give me hives
- I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
- In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The Emergency Services called me back
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- Give me back my bike!
- Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
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