Findings:

• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• It will be good when I am leader
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Why procrastination can be productive
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Will I cease to be
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• It can be cold in the dark
• Boys will be boys
• murder can be fun
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• We Can Be Together
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be time
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• The end will be a sellout
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Be something... be anything other than this
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• TV can be a good thing
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• You will be assimilated
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Something to Be Desired
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• The revolution will not be televised
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will be in my trailer!
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Marks which will never be broken
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Exes can be good things
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Children can be cruel
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• I fear I will be nothing
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• There can be only one
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Who Will Be There
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• I am blind when I want to be
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.

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