Findings:

• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Eye contact at a distance
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Say Yes to This
• when god speaks, it is never one-sided
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Say yes
• When the Pope says shit
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• when someone you disliked dies
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• You're never around when I need you
• You know you're a geek when...
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When You're Evil
• You know you're blacked out when...
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• You're pretty when you cry
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• God Rest Ye Merry, Polyphemus
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• smile when you say that
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Ye gods and little fishes
• Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When you're alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Cast in the Name of God, Ye Not Guilty
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Only when you're older
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Sing when you're winning
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• God Rest Ye CS Students
• when the gods are afraid
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Ways to Say you're done
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Gods Rest Ye Pagan Gentlemen
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• ways to say someone is stupid
• I Raise My Eyes to Say Yes
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Say When
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Gods say the darndest things
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When I said yes
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're home alone
• When you're dead, you're dead
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• In God we trust? Who says?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Swing when you're winning
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)

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